Whod you bang
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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