Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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