I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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