He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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