bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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