Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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