kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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