But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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