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It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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