Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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