He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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