im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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