I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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