Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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