that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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