i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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