There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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