What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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