what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
These tits shall not be calmed
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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