you guys were way drunker than both of me
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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