Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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