do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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