i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Do plants get herpes?
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