so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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