So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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