Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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