NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i think i have two assholes
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Pants are for mortals
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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