i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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