People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Randomize
