Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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