I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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