That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
it wasn't lemon gatorade
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Randomize
