But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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