No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Come on in and take your pants off
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