you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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