You really coming over, don't trick.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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