I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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