do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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