Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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