So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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