Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
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