Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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