Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
