ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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