i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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