this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I wish you could order shots online.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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