i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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