maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I touched a dick in church today
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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