This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Still dying that you shit outside
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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