i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I understand Curling. That high.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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