He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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