He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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