dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
try to milk me bitch
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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