Me. At least after what I've been through.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
The ass gains better be worth it
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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