I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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